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Post by elle on Sept 13, 2005 12:17:11 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, now you have to pay the bill for all the cosmetic surgury, leaving you destitute, and when you knock on friends and family doors, they assume you're a Jehovah's Witness and hide.
I wish I understood people.
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Post by arwen on Sept 15, 2005 6:06:42 GMT -5
Your wish is granted and you are able to understand human nature.However this leads to you being bombarded by people desperate for your wisdom and counsel,which in turn forces you to run and hide,living the life of a hermit in a desolate cave in the mountains,with only a bat for company!
I wish that I could be a medieval princess.xx
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Post by elle on Sept 15, 2005 8:46:13 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but you're forced to marry a wretched old man that perpetually smells of rancid cheese. And on your wedding night you realise toothbrushes haven't been invented yet.
I wish my family lived closer to me.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 15, 2005 13:15:11 GMT -5
your wish is granted...you and all of your family for 3 generations now live in a 1 room house 12 feet by 12 feet and the only "facilities" is a 4 seater outhouse
I wish my outlaws lived FARTHER from me
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Post by elle on Sept 16, 2005 3:53:04 GMT -5
A four-seater outhouse huh? The ultimate in family togetherness. your wish is granted you need to move to Siberia to monitor really dull things, whilst having no internet connection, and the bears outside look reeeaally pleased to see you. I wish I knew what my cat was yodelling about at 3am every morning.
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Post by vermindaspirit on Sept 16, 2005 5:29:04 GMT -5
Elle your wish is my command, and you get to know everthing that your cat yodels about, but not just at 3 am in the morning, every hour on the dot, your cat informs you off EVERYTHING!, and it drives you mad......
I wish for a nice warm coat for the winter.....
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Post by elle on Sept 16, 2005 9:26:38 GMT -5
Your wish is granted! You start growing a thick winter coat, starting at your toes and working allllll the way up to your neck. People start calling you Wolf-Girl, and the government wants to study you.
I wish I had a 21 year old swedish towel boy called Sven to cater to my every wish! ;D
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 16, 2005 9:52:18 GMT -5
your wish is granted...but he's a eunich and not inclined toward anyone of the opposite gender
I wish I could meet merlyn
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Post by elle on Sept 17, 2005 3:23:42 GMT -5
your wish is granted. I introduce you to my pooch! ;D
I wish Sven, the swedish towel boy was straight..... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 17, 2005 12:51:29 GMT -5
Sven is straight...but impotent and has perpetual halitosis
I wish I could meet the WIZARD Merlyn and not the dog merlyn
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Post by elle on Sept 19, 2005 4:23:04 GMT -5
;D Lol at Bear. Oh, you should have said!!!
Your wish is granted, you are introduced to the famous Merlyn, and he turns you into a toad, because you popped in at exactly the wrong moment and caused Camalot to fall.
I wish a had a magic genie. ;D
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Post by arwen on Sept 22, 2005 6:50:42 GMT -5
Elle,your wish is granted and you have a genie to grant whatever your heart desires.Sadly he eats nothing but Baked Beans and drinks nothing but Guiness and your house begins to smell like a sewer from the perpetual farting! ;D I wish that I could meet Sven the towel boy!xx
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Post by elle on Sept 22, 2005 7:39:45 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, not only do I introduce you to Sven, I put him forever in your employ, although you DO now realise that thanks to Bear he's impotent and has perpetual halitosis. However, if you get around these most annoying traits I'll be happy to have him back. ;D
I wish I had a new book to read.
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Post by seleena on Sept 22, 2005 9:45:16 GMT -5
Your wish is granted! Your new book is one that has a story that goes on forever and you can't put it down because it is so interesting. Meanwhile everything around you is turning into kaos as you are spending all your time reading.
I wish I lived in North Bay
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 22, 2005 11:22:20 GMT -5
your wish is granted. you now live in North Bay, Alaska! You have nothing but skimpy nighties to wear and the temerature is perpetually below freezing. Gives a whole new meaning to nipply ;D
I wish I had the body of a god
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