Astrological Light bulbs

[lilyfae]

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.

How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?

How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
2

How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?

[vermindaspirit]

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[arwen]

LOL! ;D ;D xx

[watershield]

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

True, very true... ;D ;D ;D

[phoenix]

ROFL ;D

lilyfae said:

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

Moi? Does this really sound like me ;D

[elle]

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