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Post by arwen on Sept 23, 2005 5:08:34 GMT -5
Bear sweetie,your wish is my command.You now have the body of a god.The god of cheeseburger,fries and chocolate!Your belly is so huge it drags along the ground and you realise you will never see your feet again unless some holds a mirror to them for you!
I wish that I had a broomstick that could really fly.xx
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Post by elle on Sept 23, 2005 7:37:47 GMT -5
Your wish is my command. You have a broomstick and it can really fly, but every time you go to look for it you find it's nipped out for a quick flight around the neighbourhood! You end up the neighbourhood flake, always running outside in your fuzzy slippers yelling for your broomstick.
I wish my son would tidy his room without me having to resort to death threats.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 24, 2005 7:48:27 GMT -5
Elle, dear, your wish is granted. However, he decides that your housekeeping doesn't suit him and continues throughout the house, tidying everything. You can no longer find anything you need and he is such a neat freak, you can no longer eat, cook, nor use the bathroom in your own home because he is there cleaning every crumb, wiping every spill, and trying to clean the toilet with you still attached I wish I had the body of Adonis! (not the god of cheeseburgers, fries and chocolate)
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Post by arwen on Sept 24, 2005 12:57:07 GMT -5
Bear,your wish is granted and you now have the body of Adonis.However,you find yourself pursued by the local gay community at every turn.They become so overcome with lust by your amazing physique,that you are kidnapped and placed behind closed doors for an eternity with them...... I wish that I had a never-ending supply of Absout Vodka. ;D ;D xx
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Post by elle on Sept 26, 2005 2:26:03 GMT -5
Arwen, your wish is granted. However, you must move to outer Siberia to monitor the mating rituals of polar bears and the only thing that is there to warm you up in your supply of vodka.
I wish I had a big flash house.
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Post by seleena on Sept 26, 2005 10:19:06 GMT -5
Elle, your wish is granted. You have a big flash house. It is so big and flashy that you get lost at every turn. It is so oppulant and pristine that you can't use any room. You have to constantly re fluff everything so it stays oppulant and pristine. Because all your time is taken up with fluffing and trying to find you way around the house you never get outside and all your hair is falling out.
I wish I had a faster car!
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 26, 2005 10:37:48 GMT -5
Seleena dear, your wish is granted. However, the car is so fast that even at an idle speed, you get speeding tickets every time you venture more than 50 feet from home. I wish I had the body of Adonis (to my wife) that looked more like the body of Bacchus to the gay community
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Post by elle on Sept 26, 2005 12:37:32 GMT -5
LOL. You have a one track mind Bear.... Okay, your wish is granted. Your darling spouse now looks at you and starts drooling and the gay community now look at you and immediately want to start drinking, however you now have a perpetually horny wife.... and a horde of drunken gays dogging your every step. You have to sneak away to be alone, and eventually you become a recluse in a cave, jabbering "skittles, skittles, skittles" as you slowly go mad.
I wish I had every obscure text that was every published....
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 26, 2005 13:14:13 GMT -5
Your wish, dear elle, is granted...you have ever text in every language on every possible medium. However, your dwelling doesn't expand to accommodate so the walls blow apart and the roof falls in, leaving you with nothing but your texts to keep you warm and dry I wish for a remote control to make my wife horny whenever I wish (yes, I have a one-track mind these days)
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Post by elle on Sept 26, 2005 13:46:54 GMT -5
I see a re-occuring theme. Bear- do you have issues we need to talk about?? Your wish is my command, you do indeed have such a remote. BUT, you're out of "AAA" batteries. ARRGH!! Is there anything worse??? The government soon declares a ban on the production of "AAA" batteries and you're left with a useless remote and a wife whose buttons are never pushed. (So to speak.) ;D I wish I had more sex. (Now Bear's got ME thinking about it.)
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 26, 2005 16:41:24 GMT -5
Elle, dear, your wish is granted. You are now bound for all eternity to your bed with a constant stream of under-endowed males and really REALLY homely looking lesbians streaming in and out your door. To make matters worse, every session ends about 30 seconds too early leaving you frustrated forever. (yes, I'm evil) I wish I had more sex, with my wife, and without any of the drawbacks listed above (hey, gotta cover the bases)
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Post by elle on Sept 27, 2005 2:55:25 GMT -5
Your wish is my command, you do indeed have more sex with your wife with none of the above listed drawbacks. Unfortunately, after such heated bouts of passion, neither of you can remember what happended and lots of accusations are spewed about the swing hanging above your bed, the whipped cream on the wall and why the cops showed up about the noise.
I wish I could lose five pounds of the useless fat on my hips.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 27, 2005 8:58:58 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. However, it is soon found. The five pounds simply migrated overnight to your butt
I wish I had a pot of gold
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Post by elle on Sept 27, 2005 14:02:07 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, your estranged great, great uncle has left you a loo made of solid gold. With the caveat that you may never part with it.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wish I had another cup of tea.
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Post by seleena on Sept 27, 2005 14:14:23 GMT -5
Your wish is granted and you have a nice large hot cup of tea. Matter of fact, it is so large you can't lift it and so hot you can't drink it leaving you frustrated and thirsty.
I wish my husband would cuddle more (you got me thinking too, Bear)
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