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Post by elle on Sept 27, 2005 14:51:18 GMT -5
Your wish, my dear, is granted. Your husband cuddles you- and everyone else- constantly. He's been fired from his job, because he kept cuddling his boss. The mailman will never deliver mail, since your husband chased him down the street trying to get in a quick cuddle- so your bills are never delivered- you lose your house and car. You're both hauled to court for non-payment of bills- where he proceeded to cuddle to judge. He's thrown in the slammer for contempt where you guessed it! He found LOTS of people to cuddle. I wish I had a straw for my big cup of tea.
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Post by seleena on Sept 27, 2005 14:58:33 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. A big back home comes and delivers straw through your back window. Your house is filled with straw. So much that you can't get out, nor can you get to your tea. You start eating the straw and eat so much that you gain 300 pounds. The smell of the rotting straw overcomes you and you can't move while the rats crawl around and eat the rest of the now rotting straw.
I wish I made enough money that I could travel anywhere I want to without going broke.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 27, 2005 16:56:57 GMT -5
your wish is granted. however, your new job is as a "lady of the night" and while you make nough money to travel anywhere you wish, you can't stay out of bed long enough to do so I wish I could teleport anywhere I wish, at any time.
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Post by elle on Sept 28, 2005 3:17:41 GMT -5
Your wish is my command, but every time you use your new power of teleportation, you lose a finger....more than ten times then we move onto other appendages....xx
I wish I won the lottery.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 28, 2005 9:59:26 GMT -5
other appendages? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
your wish is granted. your ticket is worth a total of $13.28 USD
I wish I could live in a nice big log house in the mountains
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Post by elle on Sept 28, 2005 11:27:58 GMT -5
Your wish is granted you live in a wonderful log cabin in the Applachians, settled smack in the middle of two warring families. As the feud goes on around you, you're lovely cabin is caught in the crossfire and is being systematically blown to bits.
I wish I won £20M in the lottery. ;D
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 28, 2005 17:01:24 GMT -5
your wish is granted. you have won 20 million pounds...of horse manure
I wish I could speak all languages fluently
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Post by elle on Sept 29, 2005 11:40:05 GMT -5
Your wish, my dear is granted you are fluent in all known languages, unfortunately, you've been struck with a fairly nasty strain of Turret's Syndrome and can only swear. Fluently. In all languages. See, I was gonna play nice for once, but you gave me a load of horse hockey, and have to pay you back! ;D
I wish I had a perfect size 6 body.
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Post by seleena on Sept 29, 2005 13:42:34 GMT -5
You wish, my dear Elle, is granted. You have the perfect barbie doll figure and you are 6 inches tall. This presents a problem as no one can see you. You are too small. You get stepped on and life ends tragically.
I wish I could stop working right now and enjoy being wealthy.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 29, 2005 14:39:06 GMT -5
your wish, my dear, is granted. You are able to stop working and enjoy your wealth. However, you enjoy it too much and within one week are flat broke and reduced to goign back to work, scrubbing toilets in the gastrointestinal ward of the local hospital.
I wish I owned my own bakery.
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Post by elle on Sept 30, 2005 2:21:03 GMT -5
Your wish is my command, you are the proud owner of the bakery that filled up the gastointestinal ward that Seleena is currently cleaning the toilets of. You have been slapped with 59 lawsuits for serving substandard food, and you might juuuuust go to jail. Congratulations. ;D I wish I didn't have to go to the shops today.
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Post by seleena on Sept 30, 2005 6:59:04 GMT -5
Your wish is my command. You don't have to go to the shops today as you are in the gastrointestinal ward that I am cleaning toilets in as Mystic Bears bakery served you substandard food and you are desparately sick. The nice part is you are one of the people with the lawsuits pending.
I wish I didn't have to do laundry this weekend.
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Sept 30, 2005 10:10:25 GMT -5
Your wish is granted! all of your clothes have disappeared and, considering how you have defamed Mystic Bear's Bakery, all of the shop owners will not allow you to enter. Therefore, you must go around stark naked.
I wish I didn't have to be at work today
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Post by elle on Oct 2, 2005 9:06:25 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, the police have apprehended you trying to flee the country after seeing the size of pending lawsuits! I wish my mother-in-law was easier to buy for. (B/day FAST approaching.)
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Post by Bear the Mystic (and cuddly) on Oct 4, 2005 8:50:59 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. however, she's SOOO easy to buy for that you have no way to make a decision on which she would like best and end up going bankrupt purchasing gifts
I wish it was winter already
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